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I cannot pretend to feel impartial about colours. I rejoice with the
brilliant ones and am genuinely sorry for the poor browns. -Sir
Winston Churchill
Happiness Is a Warm Puppy. -Charles Monroe Schulz
Every program has (at least) two purposes: the one for which it was
written and another for which it wasn't. -Alan J. Perlis, Epigrams
There are two ways to write error-free programs; only the third one
works. -Alan J. Perlis, Epigrams
Computers are incredibly fast, accurate, and stupid: humans are
incredibly slow, inaccurate and brilliant; together they are powerful
beyond imagination. -Albert Einstein
I have always wished that my computer would be as easy to use as my
telephone. My wish has come true. I no longer know how to use my
telephone. -Bjarne Stronstrup (originator of C++ programming language)
In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But, in practice, there is. -Jan L.A. van de Snepscheut
The best way to have a good idea is to have lots of ideas. -Linus
Pauling
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly
by. -Douglas Adams
A common mistake people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools. -Douglas Adams
I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with typewriters. -Frank Lloyd Wright
Most of the bright people don't work for you -- no matter who you
are. -Bill Joy
If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars. -J. Paul Getty
It is difficult to produce a television documentary that is both
incisive and probing when every twelve minutes one is interrupted by
twelve dancing rabbits singing about toilet paper. -Rod Serling
The only difference between me and a madman is that I'm not mad. -Salvador Dali
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